The bad news: she finds your bad breath and dirty elbows repulsive. The good news: it sounded totally hot when she told you in "Argentinian."
13. Argentine —
The bad news: she finds your bad breath and dirty elbows repulsive. The good news: it sounded totally hot when she told you in "Argentinian."
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When the Thais smile like this, we'll listen to whatever they've got to say.
12. Thai —
When the Thais smile like this, we'll listen to whatever they've got to say.
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If their Trinidadian accents don't seduce you, their mon boobs will.
11. Trinidadian —
If their Trinidadian accents don't seduce you, their mon boobs will.
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Even braying nationalism sounds hot when it's wrapped in a Brazilian accent.
10. Brazilian Portuguese —
Even braying nationalism sounds hot when it's wrapped in a Brazilian accent.
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Y'all, we love it when y'all call us y'all. Especially when y'all are wearing orange chaps.
9. U.S. Southern —
Y'all, we love it when y'all call us y'all. Especially when y'all are wearing orange chaps.
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You know nothing ... until you've heard it spoken by a Scot.
8. Scottish —
You know nothing ... until you've heard it spoken by a Scot.
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Just lay off the Irish leprechaun jokes and you'll be fine.
7. Irish —
Just lay off the Irish leprechaun jokes and you'll be fine.
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Dignified, with just a hint of willful naivete, Nigeria's Naija dialect bends the English language without breaking it.
6. Nigerian —
Dignified, with just a hint of willful naivete, Nigeria's Naija dialect bends the English language without breaking it.
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"Down to your last pair of socks then, what?"
5. The Queen's English —
"Down to your last pair of socks then, what?"
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Smoky eyes? Czech. Intriguing history? Czech. Meat-flavored accent? Czech.
4. Czech —
Smoky eyes? Czech. Intriguing history? Czech. Meat-flavored accent? Czech.
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"¿Numero tres? ¿Qué clase de idiota eres?" Ah, no one rejects us so hotly as the Spanish.
3. Spanish —
"¿Numero tres? ¿Qué clase de idiota eres?" Ah, no one rejects us so hotly as the Spanish.
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Even when they pout the French sound good.
2. French —
Even when they pout the French sound good.
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Ah, Italian. Even when coming out of the surf, a romance language is a romance language.
1. Italian —
Ah, Italian. Even when coming out of the surf, a romance language is a romance language.
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