
Egypt —
A genuine Sphinxamid! Not even the pharaohs had one of these! -- Captions are from "Crap Souvenirs" author Doug Lansky.

Pigeon Forge, Tennessee —
The "I Swallowed a Snow Globe" bear with demon eyes.

Colombia —
Nothing says "Colombian passion" like a local holding a pig in a blanket while humping a life-size shot glass.

Cuba —
Revolutionary smoking frog with taco hat.

Paris —
Ladies, how many times have you walked out the door, made it halfway to town, and realized you forgot your bra? That's where the Parisian bra bag comes in.

London —
His and hers British police dogs!

Luxor, Egypt —
Welcome to Egybt!

Paris —
Talk about uncanny renderings! The patriotic one on the left is a dead ringer for tower creator Alexandre Gustave Eiffel, looking dapper (and medicated) in his favorite bow tie and top hat. The pink one looks just like his wife, Marie (before she contracted pneumonia in 1887), and their first of five children is right in the middle (a distant cousin of SpongeBob).


