
1. Squash into a train —
Chinese New Year (CNY) is an exercise in excess, starting with the train ride back home -- along with 225 million other people. The author's ride from Shenzhen to Jiujiang took 15 hours and included a (common) delay of several hours.

2. Overindulge —
During CNY, millions of families reunite to eat, drink and eat, drink some more. Meals can include more than a dozen courses and copious quantities of beer and baijiu.

3. Forget "sober" —
Eleven billion liters of baijiu were consumed in China in 2012. That's a third of all spirits consumed worldwide. The distilled spirit can be up to 50% alcohol by volume, making it a frequent precursor to arguments, frivolity and forgettable karaoke sessions.

4. Sing poorly ... probably —
Karaoke is a popular after-dinner activity. Unfortunately baijiu often diminishes a drinker's tunefulness. Thankfully, no one cares.

5. Wake up to firecrackers —
Firecrackers as loud as rifle shots explode throughout CNY to ward off evil spirits. Unfortunately the "evil spirits" don't include hangovers.

6. Repeat steps 2 through 5 —
Just when you think you've survived the CNY challenge, you're off to lunch to start the whole process over. Festivities repeat each day for a week.


