New baby zonkey Telegraph hangs out with his zebra mom at the Taigan zoo park in southern Crimea. Strange. No sign of his deadbeat donkey dad. What an ass.
Zonkey: Half zebra, half donkey —
New baby zonkey Telegraph hangs out with his zebra mom at the Taigan zoo park in southern Crimea. Strange. No sign of his deadbeat donkey dad. What an ass.
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Telegraph's identity crisis will ultimately result in years of therapy.
Zonkey: Half zebra, half donkey —
Telegraph's identity crisis will ultimately result in years of therapy.
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"Are you looking at my mom's butt? That's just gross, dude."
Zonkey: Half zebra, half donkey —
"Are you looking at my mom's butt? That's just gross, dude."
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"Mom, why do the other kids call me Zebroid?"
Zonkey: Half zebra, half donkey —
"Mom, why do the other kids call me Zebroid?"
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"Seriously? No XBox for a week? I said I was sorry."
Zonkey: Half zebra, half donkey —
"Seriously? No XBox for a week? I said I was sorry."
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