Blair Koenig started the STFU, Parents blog after reading a few too many status updates about the bathroom habits of her friends' children. Click through for examples of the 10 worst overshares she sees on her site. (Warning: Some links contain strong language.)
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Blair Koenig started the STFU, Parents blog after reading a few too many status updates about the bathroom habits of her friends' children. Click through for examples of the 10 worst overshares she sees on her site. (Warning: Some links contain strong language.)
By Karyn Spencer
Hey childless friend? You'll never really understand life until you<a href="index.php?page=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stfuparentsblog.com%2Fpost%2F20931231983%2Fmommyjacking-have-a-kid-edition" target="_blank" target="_blank"> have a baby of your own</a>.
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Hey childless friend? You'll never really understand life until you have a baby of your own.
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Why are all of these girls in the rest stop bathroom talking when I told them not to? <a href="index.php?page=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stfuparentsblog.com%2Fpost%2F28585444521%2Fclick-twice-to-enlarge-sanctimommy-quiet" target="_blank" target="_blank">Can't they see my baby is sleeping?</a>
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Why are all of these girls in the rest stop bathroom talking when I told them not to? Can't they see my baby is sleeping?
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Christmas letter too impersonal for you? Meet the mom who <a href="index.php?page=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stfuparentsblog.com%2Fpost%2F104717405%2Fshow-of-hands-ladies-who-wishes-their-mom-had" target="_blank" target="_blank">announced the moment her daughter "became a woman"</a> in her Facebook status.
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Christmas letter too impersonal for you? Meet the mom who announced the moment her daughter "became a woman" in her Facebook status.
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You get paid to landscape, right? Don't you know you're supposed to <a href="index.php?page=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stfuparentsblog.com%2Fpost%2F22664256153%2Fwoe-is-mom" target="_blank" target="_blank">ask all the neighbors for their children's nap times</a> before you mow?
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You get paid to landscape, right? Don't you know you're supposed to ask all the neighbors for their children's nap times before you mow?
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It's great that you are a doctor and all, but <a href="index.php?page=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stfuparentsblog.com%2Fpost%2F1276744517%2Fmommyjacking-hey-congrats-on-the-whole-doctor" target="_blank" target="_blank">you'll really feel like you've accomplished something</a> once you become a mommy.
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It's great that you are a doctor and all, but you'll really feel like you've accomplished something once you become a mommy.
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<a href="index.php?page=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stfuparentsblog.com%2Fpost%2F27054304770%2Fwhen-moms-say-too-much" target="_blank" target="_blank">Bodily fluids</a>. On STFU, Parents, there's never a shortage of bodily fluids.
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Bodily fluids. On STFU, Parents, there's never a shortage of bodily fluids.
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There are <a href="index.php?page=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stfuparentsblog.com%2Fpost%2F29907998407%2Fclick-twice-to-enlarge-ive-read-hollys" target="_blank" target="_blank">also solids</a> -- both in words and in (yuck!) pictures.
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There are also solids -- both in words and in (yuck!) pictures.
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Up-close and personal <a href="index.php?page=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stfuparentsblog.com%2Fpost%2F238177719%2Feach-day-the-list-of-words-that-should-never" target="_blank" target="_blank">photos and stories of your friend's birthing process</a>? At your cervix, uh, service.
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Up-close and personal photos and stories of your friend's birthing process? At your cervix, uh, service.
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Little baby? I'm gonna let you finish, but <a href="index.php?page=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stfuparentsblog.com%2Fpost%2F6490586972%2Fmommyjacking-while-i-love-the-brevity-of-this" target="_blank" target="_blank"><em>my</em> baby is the smartest, cutest, most athletic baby</a> of ALL TIME.
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Little baby? I'm gonna let you finish, but my baby is the smartest, cutest, most athletic baby of ALL TIME.
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Oh, you gave your kid a few toys for his birthday? That's cute. I gave mine a flat-screen TV and a root beer float for breakfast, and movies and video games because <a href="index.php?page=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stfuparentsblog.com%2Fpost%2F393080988%2Fi-found-this-submission-last-week-as-i-was" target="_blank" target="_blank">I am the best dad of all time</a>.
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Oh, you gave your kid a few toys for his birthday? That's cute. I gave mine a flat-screen TV and a root beer float for breakfast, and movies and video games because I am the best dad of all time.
Darrin Klimek