
Perhaps you've heard of Darth Maul's brother, "Dennis."

Not a lot of people were enamored of young Anakin Skywalker, but "Little Girl" seems a bit harsh.

Chancellor Valorum, perhaps a "Guardians of the Galaxy" fan, is "Glorious Star Lord."

Obi-Wan Kenobi's mentor Qui-Gon Jinn becomes "Fly-Gone-Gin."

The villainous human trafficker/junk dealer Watto is now the less-threatening "What."

Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi is renamed the more descriptive "Conehead."

If Obi-Wan Kenobi were to become a surfer bro, maybe he'd go by "Toby-One."

Gungan leader Boss Nass also gets a more evocative name: "Upright Slug."

Some things require no translation. Gungan sidekick (and possible Sith Lord) Jar Jar Binks is ... "Jar Jar Binks."