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Royal carriage —

In The Ritz-Carlton, Tianjin, a 30-minute tour on a carriage around the former British concession is available for RMB50,000 ($8,100).

courtesy The Ritz-Carlton, Tianjin

Choice of 20 Fender guitars —

From a $1,600 Stratocaster to classic Telecasters and bass guitars, Chicago's Hard Rock Hotel offers 20 Fenders for their guests.

courtesy Hard Rock Hotel

Fragrance butler —

"And with your caviar, may I suggest Tom Ford." A recommendation guests may get from the fragrance butlers at Rosewood's city hotels.

courtesy Rosewood Hotels

Wake-up calls from celebrities —

Wake up to the sound of Kellie Pickler and other country music stars at Nashville's Gaylord Opryland Resort & Convention Center.

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A kidnapping followed by a picnic —

A four-course picnic in a mysterious place? Sign up at Namale Resort and Spa on Fiji's Vanua Levu island.

courtesy namale

Pet goldfish —

Minutes, possibly even seconds, of entertainment courtesy of a stand-in pet goldfish at Kimpton Hotels & Restaurants.

courtesy Kimpton Hotels

Chocolate parlor —

Pink pepper chocolate, vinegar chocolate and various other handcrafted, Fair Trade chocs are available at Soneva Kiri's over-the-top chocolate parlor.

courtesy Herbert Ypma

Ring-delivering owls —

Not Harry Potter's Hedwig the romantic, but Dingle, Ashford Castle's resident owl, who can fly to your beloved with an engagement ring around his neck.

courtesy Ashford Castle

Sunshine butler —

Sunshine butlers at the seaside The Club Hotel & Spa offer poolside services like polishing your Ray-Bans, applying sun-creams and providing mineral water foot misters.

courtesy The Club Hotel & Spa

Sleep concierge —

If the bedtime story books provided at the Benjamin don't successfully get the kids to sleep, fear not -- you can also arrange a nap session the next day.

courtesy the Benjamin