
Lap of luxury: Lounging in the ocean, awaiting a guy bringing you two glasses of champagne = ultimate vacation goals. This is apparently how cruising worked in the 1980s.

Loving life: Hopefully there's not a massive Pacific Ocean gyre of cruise ship confetti left over from the days when pretty much anything went overboard.

All about the accessories: Things were a bit less glam back in the early 1900s, but an afternoon at sea was still the pinnacle of travel -- and the perfect opportunity to show off your extra large mustache or statement hat.

Early cruising: Back in 1895, the Hamburg-America Line offered even more opportunity for showcasing your impressive facial hair.

Cruise ship interiors: Back in the 1920s, this grand interior was as good as it gets in the cruise ship world.

Black tie: No beachwear here. Back in the day, evenings out on a cruise ship were formal affairs.

Early swimming pools: There were no fitted swimming pools until the 1930s. Instead, canvas tanks and filled them with sea water. Not quite an infinity pool, is it?

Potty porthole: Meanwhile early cruise cabins didn't exactly have en-suites. Passengers used public bathrooms -- or relied on metal scoops attached to portholes, which must have been an, um, interesting experience...

Early influencer: Sitting on the rim of a massive funnel might be a dangerous business, but hey, we're all guilty of staging that risky shot for the Insta.

Making your own fun: Before on-board roller coasters, IMAX cinemas and zip wires, there was a piece of chalk and some wooden decking.

Onboard exercise: No need for an onboard gym when you can indulge in some al fresco calisthenics -- preferably wearing a jaunty hat.

On board entertainment: That moment when it's your time to shine, center stage, in the tea dance and your friend blocks your face with her headdress...

1970s cruising: Is this the most 1970s photo ever? The hair. The bright orange curtains. The phone. The world's most beige man.

Romance of travel: Ocean liner advertising back in the day was pretty glam.

Sailing to the Sun: For more crazy cruising photos and an insight into the world of ocean vessels, check out William H. Miller's "Sailing to the Sun."


