
Waiting out the apocalypse in style —
Fake grass has come a long way since the '70s. Sadly, David Cassidy has not.

Waiting out the apocalypse in style —
"Remember, kids, wait 30 minutes before swimming in the pool without water."

Waiting out the apocalypse in style —
Think of all the fun you won't be having in this spacious living room!

Waiting out the apocalypse in style —
When the fountain is filled up and working, why, you really do feel like you are in a dank underground basement next to a fountain that's filled up and working.

Waiting out the apocalypse in style —
Behold -- a tasteful, white, wrought-iron archway. What a delightful place to slowly go insane.

Waiting out the apocalypse in style —
You really haven't lived until you've evacuated into a pink toilet. It's so choice.

Waiting out the apocalypse in style —
Just think of all the canned foods you can heat up in this luxury kitchen!

Waiting out the apocalypse in style —
The loneliest bar in the world: "You set 'em up, and I'll knock 'em back, Lloyd. One by one."

Waiting out the apocalypse in style —
"Let's see what's on TV during the apocalypse ... oh, good, nothing. This is all working out swimmingly."

Waiting out the apocalypse in style —
This giant boulder opens up into a grill. "Why didn't our friends show up for the barbecue?" "Jim, they're all dead. Remember?"

Waiting out the apocalypse in style —
From the outside it looks just like another Las Vegas real estate disaster. But down below there's 15,000 square feet of nothing to do. Good times!


