Never mind if they're endangered, when we finally use freeze-dried sperm to populate another planet with animals from Earth, they just need to be cute. The slow loris accomplishes both.
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Never mind if they're endangered, when we finally use freeze-dried sperm to populate another planet with animals from Earth, they just need to be cute. The slow loris accomplishes both.
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Who cares what anyone else says. Cows are cute. And this one has a freakin' bell. Come on!
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Who cares what anyone else says. Cows are cute. And this one has a freakin' bell. Come on!
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Jim was always the first otter picked for the basketball team because of his ability to stand on two legs.
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Jim was always the first otter picked for the basketball team because of his ability to stand on two legs.
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"That's what I love about these high school kangaroos, man. I get older. They stay the same age."
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"That's what I love about these high school kangaroos, man. I get older. They stay the same age."
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Beluga whales have perma-smiles. And, apparently, they enjoy soccer. Thus, they are the world's greatest animal.
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Beluga whales have perma-smiles. And, apparently, they enjoy soccer. Thus, they are the world's greatest animal.
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Very few animals can get their own reality TV show. Somehow, the meerkats pulled it off. Who's their agent?
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Very few animals can get their own reality TV show. Somehow, the meerkats pulled it off. Who's their agent?
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This little penguin looks like it's just heading to work. If it had a tiny briefcase the entire Internet would break.
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This little penguin looks like it's just heading to work. If it had a tiny briefcase the entire Internet would break.
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"Dave, why the long face? Ha! See what I did there? It's funny because our faces are long."
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"Dave, why the long face? Ha! See what I did there? It's funny because our faces are long."
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Behold! The walrus! Nature's original hipster.
Animals whose sperm is worth freezing —
Behold! The walrus! Nature's original hipster.
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Life is difficult for koalas. Imagine if you spent most of your life drunk in a tree. Hey, just messing with you, koalas. You're extremely cute.
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Life is difficult for koalas. Imagine if you spent most of your life drunk in a tree. Hey, just messing with you, koalas. You're extremely cute.
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